Fish Wrangler Gifts

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Gracie, remember when I got you this fish? You promised you'd take care of it. Do you know how many times Worf here would have died if I hadn't fed him?"

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Fish Putting Up A Fight

"How did he do that? I've been after that fish for the last 12 months!"

'Typical... biggest fish I've ever landed and I've no keep-net!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishermen's Luck

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

"Sshhhhhh!!! You'll scare away the fish."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

I hate these flying fish

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

A trevor of trainspotters

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.