Water Wranglers Gifts

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Interior design trends for parents....

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"