Bait Wrangler Gifts

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Up to your old tricks, eh?'

Fishing sign.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

I hate these flying fish

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."