Bug Wrangler Gifts

The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

'The tent caterpillars are just awefull this year.'

New Guy.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Steve Irwin.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

The Drone Ranger

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Christo's greatest challenge.