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The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

New Guy.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The Drone Ranger

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Menace.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.