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Wasp being sprayed.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Fresh eggs!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

I hate these flying fish

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

The Drone Ranger

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."