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"I thought I'd try my hand at bread making!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Deliboys

Editor.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Literary rain

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Going to the pub with kids...

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Robot Costume

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.