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'Absolutely nobody likes all this rain and flooding...'

Combating Zika

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

'Romance in Swampland'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

"Any sign of gophers?"

"This should be interesting...."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."