Worm Wrangler Gifts

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Tapeworm Realtors.

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Menace.

"...and where in earth have you been?"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

Fish don't like worms.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'He was digging worms.'

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"Pull, Gert, pull! It's an early worm!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Fresh eggs!'

Steve Irwin.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'