Worm Wiggler Gifts

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

The Worm Charmer

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I could eat you.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

A child and his dog

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where are you going?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Fresh eggs!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."