Worm Wiggler T-Shirts

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

The Worm Charmer

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I could eat you.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

A child and his dog

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Where are you going?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Fresh eggs!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"