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'This agreement doesn't allow much wiggle room.'

Zombie standup

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

Octopus gets tickled pink

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Comedy Rule

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Darn good oil that!'

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Menace.