Wiggle Worm Gifts

'This agreement doesn't allow much wiggle room.'

Zombie standup

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Easter Island Secret

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

Comedy Rule

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Darn good oil that!'

Menace.

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'