Worm Wranglers Gifts

Worm running away from hook.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Climbing with the baby

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Fish don't like worms.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"