Giggle Seeker Gifts

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Well, maybe not that wide."

'Darn good oil that!'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"What did the tortilla say after doing a magic trick?"

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"

'Don't panic,it's only newspaper talk!'

Toilet humour

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

'Oh, of all the luck!'

Still living with parents....

"Take it easy. I just ate."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

Reserved for Cartoonists

"As a friend, I think I should tell you...the Maples are talking about you behind your bark."

"You're lying, Roger. The silence in this video footage proves that you did not kill at the palace of guffaws last night."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"I misread your ad for a bass player."

Celine Dion Caricature

'He's a gassy baby.'

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

'Why are you watching a cooking show?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Easter Island Secret

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'On the charge of obstructing justice, how does the defendant plead?'

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'