Glamour Giggle Seeker Gifts

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Santa does a keg stand.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Fred Astaire

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Kelly Mittendorf

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Octopus gets tickled pink

Still living with parents....

'He's a gassy baby.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'