Unexpected Giggle Seeker Gifts

Ladder in a lift shard.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Easter Island Secret

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Toilet humour

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Octopus gets tickled pink

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

'Darn good oil that!'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

I like a good whodunit.

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.