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'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Chiropractor jokes.

"Well, maybe not that wide."

'Darn good oil that!'

"I said, 'MOM'!"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"What did the tortilla say after doing a magic trick?"

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"

'Don't panic,it's only newspaper talk!'

Toilet humour

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

'Oh, of all the luck!'

Still living with parents....

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

"Take it easy. I just ate."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

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"As a friend, I think I should tell you...the Maples are talking about you behind your bark."

"You're lying, Roger. The silence in this video footage proves that you did not kill at the palace of guffaws last night."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"I misread your ad for a bass player."

The other side is seeds. This side is meds.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

You again? Bob gets a visit from the Toot Fairy.

Celine Dion Caricature

'He's a gassy baby.'

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...