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I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Clown God

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

I am one with stupid.

Easter Island Secret

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Toilet humour

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

"What would you serve with toast?"

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

'Whoops!'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Octopus gets tickled pink

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Darn good oil that!'

I like a good whodunit.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'