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"The Hebrews are saying that you're a control freak."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."