Spiritual Laughter Seeker T-Shirts

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"