Spiritual Laughter Seeker Gifts

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Projectile hairballing."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"