Divine Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"OMG, LOL!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

Jerk Gene

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Ask Sadie

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!