Divine Comedy Seeker Gifts

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Hurry! You barely made it here in time.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Clown on bike.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Noah's ark, many lions

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.