Divine Comedy Seeker Prints

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Hurry! You barely made it here in time.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Clown on bike.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Noah's ark, many lions

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'