Celestial Comedy Seeker Prints

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"OMG, LOL!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Shoe repair

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'It was a split decision.'

Aliens leaving spacecraft.