Cosmic Comedy Seeker Prints

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Science fiction fans on other planets

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

The Origins of Everything

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Dedication to excellence....