Cosmic Comedy Seeker Gifts

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Clown on bike.

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Knights of the bedside table.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

The Origins of Everything

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."