Celestial Comedy Seekers Gifts

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"OMG, LOL!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Shoe repair

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

New Years Reolutions

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."