Celestial Comedy Seekers Pillows

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"OMG, LOL!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Shoe repair

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

New Years Reolutions