Celestial Humor Seekers Pillows

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

'Next! Come on we haven't got all day!'

"Good game."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"OMG, LOL!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Shoe repair

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

New Years Reolutions

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Angel Crash

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."