Celestial Humor Pillows

New Years Reolutions

Uh-Oh...

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Halo Frisbee.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Shoe repair

Climbing to the moon

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Heaven

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

'Anything good on tonight?'