Companion Comedy Seeker Gifts

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Cling-On Dog

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Noah's ark, many lions

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."