Companion Comedy Seeker Gifts

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Cling-On Dog

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."