Relationship Comedy Seeker Gifts

"OMG! This is so much better than the real thing."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."