Relationship Comedy Seeker Gifts

"OMG! This is so much better than the real thing."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'