Celestial Humor Seeker Prints

One Way Arrow.

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"OMG, LOL!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.