Divine Comedic Relief Seeker Prints

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"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Eat me"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Super Heroes.

My God, I need to fart.

No littering...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.