Comic Relief Seekers Prints

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

"Your medicine's in the bag and the side effects are on the CD-ROM

"Do you still have the receipt from your wedding?"

'It fell off the back of a lorry.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

"This is going to be a fun year."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Did the plumber appreciate your advice?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Maternity doctor with a plunger

'Man needs a longer set of scales in order to read the dial'

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

"Ok, who had the last laugh?"

'Relax-it's probably just a stopover!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I've been really worried about the huge numbers of hours you've been doing recently. . . we can't really let it carry on unless you start paying towards the electricity you're using!"

'He's consoling his debts.'

Football Fail!

"It's not a bad company policy manual, but I'd draft some stronger limits on sick pay."

Knights of the Coffee Table.

"We pay the living dead wage."

The Latest in Airbags

"My god is the one true god!"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Working from Home

"Do I have to go back down? I'm Ukrainian."

"I wish you wouldn't do that, Dennis!"

"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

Minor Surgery

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"