Celestial Laughter Seeker Gifts

"OMG, LOL!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'