Celestial Laughter Seeker Pillows

"OMG, LOL!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'