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'Moon'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"OMG, LOL!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Jerk Gene

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'