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'He's overweight and hates walks, so I'm giving this a try!'

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"What did Jesus order?"

When clowns are hunting.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Jerk Gene

Bald Man Overcomb

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

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