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'He's overweight and hates walks, so I'm giving this a try!'

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

When clowns are hunting.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"What did Jesus order?"

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Jerk Gene

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Bald Man Overcomb

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Football heads...

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"