Leaky Laugh Seeker Pillows

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Football heads...

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

When Stupid People Get an Idea