Lab Laugh Seeker Pillows

Jerk Gene

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons