Lab Laughers Pillows

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Jerk Gene

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Bacterial Culture

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

'The stand-up geneticist'

Laboratory- risk assessor

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!