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"The doctor will see you now."

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"That'll be five bucks."

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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"What did Jesus order?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

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"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

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"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."