Laboratory Laugh-seeker Mugs

"The doctor will see you now."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"What did Jesus order?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Football heads...

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"