Biblical Laughter Seeker Gifts

"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Fishing with God

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Drunk Barber

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea