Biblical Laughter Seeker Pillows

"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Fishing with God

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

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