Prophetic Laughter Gifts

Down with canned laughter.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Quick, follow that star

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"Are we there yet?

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."

"No threesomes."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Moses in Connecticut

Alien ark

Take the apple, but don't accept any cookies.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'